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They're still working.  I am amazed,  I should have been dead 10 years ago

the only purpose I have on this earth is to irratate Neo, the useless conservative.
Underlne useless.

Well I have another purpose.  To adore Helen.




Well now I have two reasons two wake up in the morning



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OMNT...This is good that you have discovered your purpose in life...

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what's your's. Neutering cats must be on the downside these days

I swear to God. One of these days a big white haired jerk will show up at your door and say "Where's the Cuervo????"



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In the words of one of my animated heros, Hank Hill.

"I tell ya what."

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OMNT wrote: what's your's. Neutering cats must be on the downside these days

I swear to God. One of these days a big white haired jerk will show up at your door and say "Where's the Cuervo????"

OMNT...After breaking my neck that's one of the very few surgeries I'm capable of, but in addition to other things I've done in practice since '80, it contributed to getting five Daughters launched by age 18...

I'm curious about something that you and others seem to have an affinity for...have you ever witnessed da Yogi ridiculing anyone about the productive work they do in supporting themselves & their families?  I didn't think so.  I have NO use for that kind of bullshit.

If it makes ya feel better about yourself...more power to ya...

 

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You humble me. All the more reason some big liberal jackass might show up at your door. I've threatened Neo with the same



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I have known women with big tits. they all tend to like me, For what I don't know.

think about it



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I have had truck with big boobs in Canada, to which end I don't know. Imagine a woman four foot ten with boobs so large I had to hold onto her to keep her from tipping over into Lake Ontario



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my hands, they are attached to my wrists. I look at my hands and wonder what should I use them for today. they are ripe they are good. They are faithful. If there is one thing a man can count on it is his hands



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OMNT wrote: You humble me. All the more reason some big liberal jackass might show up at your door. I've threatened Neo with the same
WTF kinda chicken-shit response is that, OMNT?  WHY do you find it necessary to ridicule what other's DO to make a living? 

Sport...dunno, for sure, what kind of dumb-assed STUPID SOB you are but I have been through more than my share o' shit in the past 55 years I can recall and I don't take kindly to ANY PHOUCHING ASSHOLER threatening me!  I've had my clinic in this little town going on 38 years and have had to experience listening to chicken-shits on the phone tell me how they were on their way down to stick my clinic up my ass sideways...it addition to more colorful descriptions...

YOU are NO liberal!  I served in the Infantry with liberals along III CORPS in Nam who absolutely DESPISED that clusterphouch WAR...BUT they were AMERICANS FIRST and I knew if I got nailed, they'd do their damndest to move up and attempt to haul my ass back to safety!!! 

Spare me ur phouching bullshit...

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OMNT wrote: my hands, they are attached to my wrists. I look at my hands and wonder what should I use them for today. they are ripe they are good. They are faithful. If there is one thing a man can count on it is his hands
WTF?  NOT when you fracture C4, kink your spinal cord n' end up with permanent Central Cord Syndrome, dipshit!  I can place either hand into a bag of coins and am unable to seperate a nickel from a quarter, assholer...

da Yogi be absolutely phouching amazed we are even contemporaries!

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OMNT wrote: In the words of one of my animated heros, Hank Hill.

"I tell ya what."

OMNT...With your ridicule of just how Folks earn their livings...I suspect Hank Hill would advise ya to go phouch yerself...

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YOGI wrote: OMNT wrote: You humble me. All the more reason some big liberal jackass might show up at your door. I've threatened Neo with the same
WTF kinda chicken-shit response is that, OMNT?  WHY do you find it necessary to ridicule what other's DO to make a living? 

Sport...dunno, for sure, what kind of dumb-assed STUPID SOB you are but I have been through more than my share o' shit in the past 55 years I can recall and I don't take kindly to ANY PHOUCHING ASSHOLER threatening me!  I've had my clinic in this little town going on 38 years and have had to experience listening to chicken-shits on the phone tell me how they were on their way down to stick my clinic up my ass sideways...it addition to more colorful descriptions...

YOU are NO liberal!  I served in the Infantry with liberals along III CORPS in Nam who absolutely DESPISED that clusterphouch WAR...BUT they were AMERICANS FIRST and I knew if I got nailed, they'd do their damndest to move up and attempt to haul my ass back to safety!!! 

Spare me ur phouching bullshit...
Relax.  I got a cat.  My daughters got it for me because they thought I was lonely.  I may be a loner but the one thing I'm not is lonely.  I'm NOT a liberal like you say.  I'm a phouchin idiot and I'll be the first to admit it.  the assholes who want to marginalize me are all around me.

Stand tall my friend.  When you throw a punch make it count make it land



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I tell you what. I can't live without that cat. she's right here sleeping. On the chair next to me



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also yer best punches will come up from high . Gno me sayin



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this thread looks under control, you may continue



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GravyBoat wrote: this thread looks under control, you may continue
This thread looks under control alright, by the knuckleheaded pinhead who started it.:wink::Hiya!:



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OMNT wrote: YOGI wrote: OMNT wrote: You humble me. All the more reason some big liberal jackass might show up at your door. I've threatened Neo with the same
WTF kinda chicken-shit response is that, OMNT?  WHY do you find it necessary to ridicule what other's DO to make a living? 

Sport...dunno, for sure, what kind of dumb-assed STUPID SOB you are but I have been through more than my share o' shit in the past 55 years I can recall and I don't take kindly to ANY PHOUCHING ASSHOLER threatening me!  I've had my clinic in this little town going on 38 years and have had to experience listening to chicken-shits on the phone tell me how they were on their way down to stick my clinic up my ass sideways...it addition to more colorful descriptions...

YOU are NO liberal!  I served in the Infantry with liberals along III CORPS in Nam who absolutely DESPISED that clusterphouch WAR...BUT they were AMERICANS FIRST and I knew if I got nailed, they'd do their damndest to move up and attempt to haul my ass back to safety!!! 

Spare me ur phouching bullshit...
Relax.  I got a cat.  My daughters got it for me because they thought I was lonely.  I may be a loner but the one thing I'm not is lonely.  I'm NOT a liberal like you say.  I'm a phouchin idiot and I'll be the first to admit it.  the assholes who want to marginalize me are all around me.

Stand tall my friend.  When you throw a punch make it count make it land

Thank you for finally admitting what I and many others have been saying for years (it seems like an eternity).  Self reflection can be a good thing, you might be salvageable yet....I'll let ya know.:wink: 



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Neo wrote: OMNT wrote: YOGI wrote: OMNT wrote: You humble me. All the more reason some big liberal jackass might show up at your door. I've threatened Neo with the same
WTF kinda chicken-shit response is that, OMNT?  WHY do you find it necessary to ridicule what other's DO to make a living? 

Sport...dunno, for sure, what kind of dumb-assed STUPID SOB you are but I have been through more than my share o' shit in the past 55 years I can recall and I don't take kindly to ANY PHOUCHING ASSHOLER threatening me!  I've had my clinic in this little town going on 38 years and have had to experience listening to chicken-shits on the phone tell me how they were on their way down to stick my clinic up my ass sideways...it addition to more colorful descriptions...

YOU are NO liberal!  I served in the Infantry with liberals along III CORPS in Nam who absolutely DESPISED that clusterphouch WAR...BUT they were AMERICANS FIRST and I knew if I got nailed, they'd do their damndest to move up and attempt to haul my ass back to safety!!! 

Spare me ur phouching bullshit...
Relax.  I got a cat.  My daughters got it for me because they thought I was lonely.  I may be a loner but the one thing I'm not is lonely.  I'm NOT a liberal like you say.  I'm a phouchin idiot and I'll be the first to admit it.  the assholes who want to marginalize me are all around me.

Stand tall my friend.  When you throw a punch make it count make it land

Thank you for finally admitting what I and many others have been saying for years (it seems like an eternity).  Self reflection can be a good thing, you might be salvageable yet....I'll let ya know.:wink: 


This just in........

You're fucked!  :Ahhhh!:

Sorry dude, really I am....  :big smile:

NEXT!



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