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 Posted: Fri Aug 14th, 2009 04:57 am
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 Posted: Fri Aug 14th, 2009 03:22 pm
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that looks fun

too bad obonzo won't lemme have one



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 Posted: Fri Aug 14th, 2009 08:58 pm
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KOF...This answers one of those troubling questions I've had since puberty 50 yrs ago!  Where in hell do these sayings of ours come from?  Most of us remember the old..."Pea porridge hot, pea porridge cold, pea porridge in the pot nine days old."...

Nicotine would be absorbed far faster in the rectum than orally...makes me wonder just HOW the procedure was first tried...LOL  An ice up up the rectum would probably be more stimulating, though...

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GravyBoat wrote: that looks fun

too bad obonzo won't lemme have one
So make your own.  Can't be that difficult.



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YOGI wrote: KOF...This answers one of those troubling questions I've had since puberty 50 yrs ago!  Where in hell do these sayings of ours come from?  Most of us remember the old..."Pea porridge hot, pea porridge cold, pea porridge in the pot nine days old."...

Nicotine would be absorbed far faster in the rectum than orally...makes me wonder just HOW the procedure was first tried...LOL  An ice up up the rectum would probably be more stimulating, though...
As I sit here lovingly scratching the rash on my balls with dirty fingernails, I wonder:  How can anyone enjoy an ice cube up the old poop alleyway?

(Sorry KOF, I don't let politeness get in the way of a good line.)



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 Posted: Sun Aug 16th, 2009 01:46 pm
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i think the rear area is an exit point, not an entry way for sodom or any other smoke and mirrors

jesus is way against butt stuff



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 Posted: Sun Aug 16th, 2009 05:25 pm
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OMNT wrote: YOGI wrote: KOF...This answers one of those troubling questions I've had since puberty 50 yrs ago!  Where in hell do these sayings of ours come from?  Most of us remember the old..."Pea porridge hot, pea porridge cold, pea porridge in the pot nine days old."...

Nicotine would be absorbed far faster in the rectum than orally...makes me wonder just HOW the procedure was first tried...LOL  An ice up up the rectum would probably be more stimulating, though...
As I sit here lovingly scratching the rash on my balls with dirty fingernails, I wonder:  How can anyone enjoy an ice cube up the old poop alleyway?

(Sorry KOF, I don't let politeness get in the way of a good line.)

OMNT...Where does the concept of "enjoy" come up.  It was about resusciating drowning victims.  I meant to include cube after ice in my comment...

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Yogi since you didn't post the topic 'Ill tell you where "enjoy" comes from.  Gettin up in the morning before the sun rises and making coffee.  I got like 10 things that come after that.  Reading a magazine in my favorite chair sipping coffee while the sun comes up.  National Geographic is usually the choice,   But sometimes it ain't enough so I read American Artist



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